Friday, January 25, 2008

Leave Me Alone!

I need a break. Hillary Clinton is running for president on a tears and guns platform while Bill Clinton seems to be running for Grand Cyclops. St. John McCain admits he doesn't understand economics while Mitt Romney admits he is "not concerned about the voters." Bombs are going off in the Middle East like a rebirth of the Gallenanists while Bush insists on bypassing Congress on the defense treaty with (official colonization of) Iraq. And today I just don't give a flying fuck about any of it.

I'm taking the day off. Enjoy a little Tina Fey.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Nice job informing us of what we have to work with on the Republican side of the fence.
First, Huckabee continues to infer to evangelical listeners that he is a bigot over the Mormon question. This was a nice Constitutional litmus test and you failed! That’s OK because you are a former Baptist Minister exempt because the guy is a Mormon.
Ron Paul proved he was a bigot many years ago and the media remains silent. You must be too busy defending the honor of a black man or a women offended by hardball politics. Hypocrisy as expected from the media.
McCain should change his name to McCamnisty or at the very least clear up how he still intends to offer amnesty to 12 million illegal’s after he secures the border. How can any rational thinker swallow his point about wanting to make the Tax cuts permanent and so he refused to vote for them because they were not going far enough and because we spend too much. Now he supports this stimulus package, aka spending, during an election cycle. Nice Job! No need to ask why McCain is personally broke? I make 55K a year and have 5 children and I am 20 years younger. I have 10X more assets then this 30 year politician. I don't want this guy controlling the greatest economy on earth when I can do better at saving and spending then Big Mac.
I think Rudy is a closet polygamous with more wives then Brigham Young. Does it matter how he dishonored the sanctity of marriage aka committed adultery and destroyed his family and home? Maybe it doesn’t matter. Adultery must be acceptable, Bill made certain of that. Why doesn’t someone talk to his kids? I also love the fact that Rudy declares America should speak only English then he is making ads in Spanish. He is a true NY politician.
Three of these guys are millionaires but only one is willing to put money into his campaign. They all ask for money but are afraid to put up. The only Republican willing, is now being harangued by poor economic managers so accustomed to spending other peoples money that they actually believe it is unfair to spend their own. No wonder McCain screwed up campaign reform. He is an idiot or at the least a democrat unwilling to invest in himself, only in other peoples money. These men are not prepared to lead and are not invested or committed.
Romney has proven a better manager of economics in this campaign already by raising more money then anyone. He is ready to lead rather then beg for money from special interests. He has a plan unlike Rudy who spent it all in Florida. He, like most New Yorker’s must have flown south for the winter on vacation and now spring is just around the corner and it is time to go home. We have not even hit Super Tuesday and all are dropping out, or tapped and begging except one.
I had one beef with Romney and decided to dig rather then listen to the spin doctors. It did not make sense that an active Mormon would favor abortion rights. I would never support him if this were true. I wanted his record. That is where the truth is revealed. Ask yourself one question... what would a Republican need to do to be elected Governor in Ted Kennedy/John Kerry land? You make a deal with the folks that you won't mess with their gay rights or abortion laws. You hold your nose and cozy up until elected. He kept his word to the folks. However, he still governed very conservatively. I checked his record.