Recognition Clues

One of the surest signs that someone is a closet homosexual is how homophobic he is. Consider:

• The jock who picks on straight kids, calling them fags, is the same guy who shaves his tits for homo-erotic photos and kisses teammates.
• Beauty queens who say that homosexuals should be put to death have chosen a profession that requires them to spend much of their waking hours hanging around naked women.
• Rush Limbaugh is always sucking on a phallus (thick cigar) in public and has the gayest bedroom in New York.
• J. Edgar Hoover used the FBI to persecute homosexuals while using FBI recruits as his personal gay brothel.
  
• Anti-gay preachers show gay porn in their churches and are caught praying with male prostitutes while nude.
  
• Republican politicians who make their careers attacking homosexual rights always end up getting caught going to gay bars.
  

Whether the homophobe is trying to hide his orientation by attacking his own kind or he is terrified of his sexual urges, homophobia is a certain sign of homosexuality. Listen to them, they believe that homosexuality is the more preferable orientation. They believe that if a child is exposed to a gay lifestyle they will immediately abandon heterosexuality, finding it the boring alternative. Straight people, secure in their sexuality, have nothing to fear from homosexuals and frankly can't understand what all the fuss is about.

Whenever I see someone attacking homosexuality I think, how gay is that.