The President's Worst Month Ever

Sometimes you just ought to stay in bed for the whole month. November, 2010 was that kind of month for President Obama.

• It started on 11/2 with a royal ass kicking during the midterm elections.
• The Catfood Commission came out with an insane proposal to cut the deficit by raising middle class taxes while reducing taxes for the rich.
• The TSA began simulated rape of airline passengers.
• Republicans in the Senate want to restart the Cold War. 
• North Korea shelled South Korea and threatened war just to prove that the little princess Kim Jong-un has a penis.
• Now it is ending with the President getting elbowed in the mouth during a pick-up basketball game and needing 12 stitches.

Kicked in the ass to start the month, kicked in the mouth to end it, with several groin kicks in the middle. Absolutely positively the worst month in Barak Obama's life.