Thursday, June 30, 2011

Mother Nature Attacks Nuclear Energy

It looks like Gaia has take a strong dislike to nuclear energy.
  • The latest from the Fukushima nuclear plant that was shattered by the earthquake/tsunami in March is that locals (40 km distant) are now pissing radioactive urine.
  • The Missouri River is flooding nuclear power plants in Nebraska.
  • The largest wildfire in New Mexico history has been threatening the nuclear test facility at Los Alamos, specifically the 30,000 drums of plutonium waste stored there, above ground, covered by a nice, flammable canvas tarp.
  • In Scotland, a nuclear power plant has been shut down because the cooling system has been clogged by jellyfish suicide attacks.
Okay, I get it lady. Stop messing with nuclear stuff before you send in Godzilla.

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