Trump's Tio Taco

If you don’t do something about it, you’re gonna have taco trucks [on] every corner. ~ Latinos for Trump Founder, Marco Gutierrez

I get it. Marco Gutierrez hates Mexicans (he was born in Mexico) and wants all 11 million 30 million of the brown devils thrown out of the country. And he's right that cuisine is how they will take over the country.

You can't walk down Mulberry Street in New York without seeing shop after shop selling pasta and pizza. Clay Street in San Francisco is swamped with places selling dim sum and Szechuan pork. Here in Southern California there are neighborhoods where every block has a taco shop, although half of those are Taco Bell which don't really count as "Mexican" food.

Think of what this is doing to American culture. Why, you can find...

Los Angeles

kosher taco trucks. And in a sight sure to strike sheer terror in the hearts of true Trumpians...

Houston

you can find halal tacos, mixing the delicious taste of taco goodness with Sharia compliant meat. IN TEXAS!!!

Crooks and Liars seems to have found that our Sr. Gutierrez is a real piece of work, a Ojete more gabacho than chicano.